May 2013
person: wanna hear a funny story?
me: no
person: *tells story anyway*
textpostsrus:
masticatingtocorn:
lameborghini:
people are gross i want to be a dog
dogs lick their own ass
humans lick each others asses
scraggay:
boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys
tupacabra:
the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad
patoisprettyfly:
fuckyeahnorwegian:
Et vennskap blir tatt til nye høyder når en ser hverandres bunad.
I don’t speak viking but that looks metal as fuck.
Norwegians: our annual three hours of summer is over. now back to winter.
horse-feces:
twerks-of-being-a-wallflower:
davestrjder:
“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest
vanilla scented incest
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
cnnbreaking:
*gets A on test*
.02% rise on grade
*gets C on test*
bidenette:
it was the besta bynes
it was the worsta bynes
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
Hank's Tumblr: Thoughts on the Yahoo! Thing →
edwardspoonhands:
First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.
But there are a number of circumstances in which…
armisael:
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE
fancifullauren:
irishfangirlshipper:
dorkstrider:
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
awkwardvagina:
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
ghosthug:
swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent
How to make Piñata cookies!
nijisplash:
mischievousmelancholic:
nada-interessante:
!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wolfcifer:
You’re walking in the woods
There’s no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:
gay opera dubstep vampire
iwillalwaysshipyou:
in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful
secretlymisha:
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
