i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
- person: wanna hear a funny story?
- me: no
- person: *tells story anyway*
people are gross i want to be a dog
dogs lick their own ass
humans lick each others asses
boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys
the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad
Et vennskap blir tatt til nye høyder når en ser hverandres bunad.
I don’t speak viking but that looks metal as fuck.
- Norwegians: our annual three hours of summer is over. now back to winter.